| Me: | Baaaaabe.... |
| Girlfriend: | I don't understand why you're so horny all the time... Honestly, we have the rest of our lives. |
| Me: | But... |
| Girlfriend: | I mean... If something ever happened even as a paraplegic I could still use my tongue... |
| Me: | Yeah I guess you're...wait...What kind of logic is that?! |