To Each Their Own

You know your rooming situation will be beautiful when…

Lately I’ve been talking with my girlfriend and a good friend of ours about getting a cheap apartment around the metro Detroit area where we live currently in different situations. They both have jobs but as I am still waiting to test for my GED, I do not.

I’d like to share with you a text I just received word for word.

“Dale and I just figured out how you can pay rent when we get a place…”

“Lol not sexual. Although you COULD clean the house in a skimpy maid’s uniform…anyway… The plan is when you get your drivers license you’re our Designated Driver. Always. We’ve decided that’s more valuable than rent.”

Point being:

While I would be cleaning the house in a maid’s outfit anyway (I love dressing up for no real reason at all), I think the girls at Buffalo Wild Wings would LOVE to see me drag a very drunk Yankee punk rocker from Florida and a six foot something girly teddy bear of a dude out the door and fight them for car keys all while dressed as a maid.

I can see this is the beginning of a beautiful rooming situation.