The mice sit around and eat all the cat’s food while watching porn.

Thought I’d give you a picture of my nighttime makeup <3

It’s sounding pretty damn awesome right now.

What is your strangest fetish?

One thing you rarely find on this blog is traditional beauty… I found Iska Ithil the other day and fell in love!

cosplaydeviants:

French firm offers free dildos to Diablo 3 widows and widowers

French company Absoloo is offering free sex toys to those widowed by the just-released Diablo III. To claim, you need to post a picture of yourself on Absoloo’s Facebook page holding a copy of the game. You’ll then be sent a code with which to “adopt your new friend” from the Absoloo site. It’s not clear if the offer’s applicable outside of France, although we suspect that a sudden international crowd of pissed off, Diablo-burnt, dildo-hungry partners descending for hundreds of free cavity-based staffs of power (+1 vitality) may very well make it so.

They posted a gif of some dude coming in a chick’s face and I just couldn’t do it anymore… I nearly threw up my caramel frap. The downfalls of being a lesbian….

In other news, we have 69 followers….

Heh. <3